Terrorism or Heroism? Several Ebola Victims Sleep Their way through Congress
September 11, 2014
Reports are in that some members of congress are showing early signs of the deadly Ebola Disease. The congress men and women's names have not been made public yet.
What appears to be a deliberate attack on congress could jeopardize the lives of each and every one of them. Several Ebola victims were unknowingly used by some of the congressmen at their daily visit to the local Washington DC whorehouse. How the Ebola victims go into the ring of usual prostitutes for congress is still unknown.
Congress being this close-knit could actually wind up killing all of them. Just one congress member coming down with the disease could wipe out congress entirely - let alone several members showing signs.
A recent poll shows Ebola's popularity near double that of Congress. The American people are certainly happy that all of congress could die but also thrilled that Ebola has such a wonderful home in the diseased congressmen and women.
If all of congress dies, we can only assume a balance budget and less spying on Americans will result in nobody doing their job instead of them doing it terribly.