Officially fed up with how problems around the world are being handled - Chuck Norris is currently recruiting members to join his international army
By Brent Bartlett Jr. III
September 16, 2014
MURICA - Chuck Norris has decided to take matters into his own hands. Too many Governments have completely failed in taking out worldwide threats such as ISIS and Russia.
Currently Norris is looking for recruits to join his army in protecting the world from evil doers. Please CLICK HERE if you would like to join.
Norris has several qualifications that will need to be met in order for potential recruits to have a shot at joining his elite group. Can you do the following?
1) Can you text while driving? If you can do this you may have what it takes to join. Please text WCNN while driving to prove you are qualified.
September 16, 2014
MURICA - Chuck Norris has decided to take matters into his own hands. Too many Governments have completely failed in taking out worldwide threats such as ISIS and Russia.
Currently Norris is looking for recruits to join his army in protecting the world from evil doers. Please CLICK HERE if you would like to join.
Norris has several qualifications that will need to be met in order for potential recruits to have a shot at joining his elite group. Can you do the following?
1) Can you text while driving? If you can do this you may have what it takes to join. Please text WCNN while driving to prove you are qualified.
2) Can you grow a nasty mullet? Or a skullet if you are mostly bald?
3) Can you crack your knuckles?
4) What are your winking skills like? Can you make a man erect with one simple wink?
5) How about you chess skills? Check mate without even moving a pawn?
6) Can you make legos cry?
7) Are you friendly to animals?
8) Do you eat unicorns?
If you answered yes or no to some or all of these questions please CLICK HERE to join Chuck in his mission to bring peace to the world once and for all!
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