After being penalized for a touchdown celebration NFL Safety Husain Abdullah has beheaded NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell
September 30, 2014
WASHINGTON DC - After receiving a penalty last night for kneeling in a Muslim prayer, Husain Abdullah has taken matters into his own hands. Upset over the ruling Abdullah requested a sit down meeting with the Roger Goodell to discuss the penalty. Goodell agreed to meet with Abdullah this morning.
Quickly into the meeting Abdullah began screaming "All Praise be to Allah" and pulled a massive machete out of his pants. Goodell's security guards tried to grab Abdullah but before they could stop him he had already struck Goodell in the neck with the machete. Abdullah then began flailing the weapon around to ward off the guards. Once they backed up he went back to Goodell and finished cutting his head off entirely.
Abdullah is now in custody with a $4Milllion dollar bail set.
The White House was quick to react and issued the following statement:
"We are deeply saddened to hear what took place this morning. We want to make it clear that it isn't the Muslim religion that is pushing for Jihad. These beheadings in the US from Muslims have nothing to do with the religion being based entirely in hatred."