Another 'Snap Chat' related assault reported

August 15, 2014
We are reporting another three snap chat related brick to face incidents as of 4PM this afternoon. That brings the total to 55 bricks hitting people snap chatting mid snap since this last Monday.
We believe this to be a serial 'brick smacker' if you will. It may be a group of them that go around smashing bricks in the face of people snap chatting then running off. Ambulances are slow to respond when they hear its a snap chat incidence give the general publics hatred for the ongoing douchery.
Snap chatters are easy to spot by the serial brick tossers; they constantly have their phones pointed to their face no matter how excellent the view or surrounds are around them.
The Mayor of Philadelphia has issues the following statement, "I can't express how little I care about the faces and or lives of these snap chatters. I mean honestly who wouldn't throw a brick at their face? It's aweful to watch and I am glad to hear a group of people - that certainly doesn't involve me - are doing this."