Unarmed White Male Shot - Nation Doesn't Care
August 18, 2014
SPOKANE WA - A white male was shot 15 times and died this morning in a suburb outside of Spokane, WA. The name of the cop and the man shot has yet to be released. Witnesses stated the white male was mowing his lawn when a cop flew in over the curb and smashed over his lawn mower. The cop then started throwing rocks through the man's window. When the man politely asked the cop, "Will you please stop vandalizing my house" the cop opened fire killing the man.
With Obama back from his vacation to discuss Iraq and the situation in Ferguson, MO he was also briefed on the more recent shooting in Spokane. When told the situation Obama asked, "well what color is his skin?" Finding out it was just a whitey Obama then got angry. "This isn't going to racially divide the country so why should I gi*e a shit about it - stop wasting my time I need to get back to vacation," Obama stated.
Spokane Police have released the following statement, "Ooopsies - one of our cops was high on PCP and did that - our mistake - nobody really cares though because he was white."