With terror on the rise and Ebola creating panic among Americans, the United States government is requiring visa and passports for migratory birds.
WCNN - Reporter
October 30, 2014
On top of this, no good news, it seems, is possible in other sectors of the globe. From the terrorists in the Middle East cutting off heads, the endless conflicts consuming the Gulf region, to Canada where sleeper cells are saying "Eh" with a "bang" and even the nations capital where Mexican's seem compelled to not only jump the boarder fences, but the White House fences as well.
The world seems destined for all out anarchy and bloodshed, but there is a glimmer of hope in controlling the plethora of evil knocking at the gates of America - migratory bird crack downs and tougher immigration laws on said flying vermin.
"Our nation is under attack, from all angles, from all sources. It is our duty and patriotic right to bring a stop to the threats so that the citizens of the greatest country in the world can sleep well at night knowing it's boarders are protected and that the government is safeguarding the interior." said Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh Johnson in a press statement announcing the new security measures.
Based on a 35 year long research mission combined with various undercover sorties, drone strikes, and endless man-hours deep in hiding watching our nations vulnerabilities, the Department of Homeland Security has isolated one target - migratory birds flying north OR south into and out of the United States.
Below is the condensed media version of the 3,000 page mandate produced by the Department of Homeland Security and President Obama to eliminate the most pressing international concern - Ebola.
The plan is as follows:
This sums up the plan.
Obama provided a detailed sketch of his plan to congress where it was unanimously approved.