WCNN Lifestyle and Gossip Corespondent/ real reporter on this one story
August 8, 2014
The spokesperson for the USDA, Pam Becker, announced with a heavy heart the that everything labeled organic not only has the regular amount of pesticides but additional chemicals pumped in as well. She said only a couple of workers for the USDA were behind it all and they had manipulated the entire department into mislabeling the foods.
One of the USDA officials accused of being the perpetrator of the mislabeling, Eric Manhofler, had the following to say in regards to the matter, "Your asking me if I pumped more chemicals into stuff I that I called organic then charged more for?" Bursting out in laughter Eric continued, "sorry I could not say that without laughing - yes of course I did it. Would I do it again? Yes. Fuck those smug ass douche bags. They just ate a bunch more chemicals and paid a shitload for it. Now there all going to get cancer. Win win in my book - where's my prize?".
Eric along with a few other members of the USDA face trial staring in early September for fraud and manipulation. Federal tax dollars will go to fund the prosecuting and defense lawyers on the case. Additional federal tax dollars have also been secured to fuel lawyers from both sides with drugs and prostitutes. The trial will cost taxpayers between $45 and $687 million dollars and will be taken directly out of the "help starving children fund."