Truth Behind the Beheading
August 19, 2014

1) Did anyone personally see George Bush in the last week?
2) Look at the picture. Are those George Bush's Eyes? We think yes.
3) George Bush's heart is black - look closely at the picture - the man holding the knife is wearing all black. Coincidence?
6) Grey sky behind the two men. Clearly Global Clouding - caused by Bush. Which would indicate he is also the killer. 7) See picture to the right of George Holding Hands with the leader of ISIS. 8) The 'ISIS Agent' has brown colored skin on his hands. Bush lives in TX most of the time and it's sunny there AND it's summer right now so Bush's hands would be brown. 9) See picture below - if Bush could eat a kitten who's to say he didn't behead a reporter? |

In conclusion - we are certain this is another act of terrorism performed by President Bush. Obama has been briefed on the facts and we are positive he will join WCNN in concluding this could only have been President Bush and certainly not ISIS. We expect to see the arrest and trial of the former president in the next few days.