VENEZUELA - A crazed fan has his nose and forehead surgically altered to look like his favorite move villain 'Redskull'. The man first underwent ice-pick lobotomy, followed by a nose slicing procedure then inserted portions of his brain removed from the botched lobotomy into his forehead to further extenuate the look of Redskull. Surprisingly he was not the first person to undergo extensive surgery to look like a villain from a movie. Here are a few others who did the same:
Amy Pascal 'Looses it' at Press Conference
Pascal who was under much scrutiny after the recent Sony hacks for making 'racially insensitive' remarks towards Obama has made matters worse today after screaming at multiple black reporters.
Pascal tried to mend relations with the African American community by reaching out to fellow racist and spokesperson for all blacks Al Sharpton. Sharpton refused to forgive Pascal of her racist remarks even after Pascal offered Sharpton upwards of $50,000.
Tensions have been high between Pascal and the African American community and came to a head today when Pascal was confronted by two black reporters. Once of the black reporters asked Pascal, "Why she was so much like George Bush and hates all Black People" to which Pascal responded, "I am f--ing sick of these accusations! I made one simple joke in a private E Mail and almost lost my job over it. You people - by in which I mean nappy a-- blacks - make racist jokes all the time and are praised for it. F--- you and the half dead sh----- horse your monkey a-- rode in on."
Pascal is sure to loose her job over her latest remarks and Sony has yet to officially make a response to the latest rant.
Columbian Singer / Dancer Shakira Tests Positive for Voice Enhancing Steroids
February 05, 2015
By Eliot Spitsmen
Pop Music singer Shakira has tested positive for voice enhancing steroids. According to the American Music Academy (AMA), who regularly tests singers for use of the banned substance, Shakira who was randomly tested in early January 2015, just received notice of the failure.
The ramifications of this could result in Shakira having to return her various music awards. She currently holds 5 AMA awards and depending on what the AMA board decides she may have to give them up.
WCNN Spoke with the president of the AMA's, Eric Nelson, and he informed us that it was the 'weird raspy - almost dude like' voice that Shakira has that tipped them off that she may be using voice enhancing steroids.
Shakira has apologized to her fans and hopes this won't tarnish her image. She encourages up and coming singers to refrain from using the banned substance and vows to not use it in the future.
Elliot "Ellie" Spitsmen
Eliot Spitsmen joined the WCNN news team in 2012 after completing his decision sciences degree at the all male Humboldt University in Germany. Needing someone with decisive deciding skills for our opinion blog we pick up Eliot after seeing him win the coveted Capitol Hill skipping, dancing and snapping triathlon. We knew he had the work ethic to keep up with the large demand here at WCNN. Eliot also owns a hamster only pet store and spends most of his days selling, trading and smelling the hamsters in his shop.