Slim Shady - a lyrical smack down has turned into a literal one
WCNN - Entertainment Reporter
August 11, 2014

Slim has signed a 4 year, $20,001.99 deal to make 4 appearances per week. Slim released a statement to the press where he exclaimed "You know, this is going to be just like, um, my other ventures and forward-thinking opportunities." When asked why he signed for so long for such little compensation he replied "Well, ha, dat dumb bitch Kim keeps suing me for all I gots, so this money is specifically set aside into a bucket she can't touch."

Eminem's first matchup is scheduled for the 2015 season against the "Spiked Death Trio" - a match that no speculates as ending well for Mathers.