Slim Shady - a lyrical smack down has turned into a literal one
By: Elliot Spitsmen
WCNN - Entertainment Reporter
August 11, 2014
WCNN - Entertainment Reporter
August 11, 2014
Slim Shady signing the deal Marshal Mathers, aka Slim Shady, aka Eminem has gone from fighting via the mic to fighting via choreographed man-pounding mean, historically only fit for the ones fit enough to lift a bus over their heads!
Slim has signed a 4 year, $20,001.99 deal to make 4 appearances per week. Slim released a statement to the press where he exclaimed "You know, this is going to be just like, um, my other ventures and forward-thinking opportunities." When asked why he signed for so long for such little compensation he replied "Well, ha, dat dumb bitch Kim keeps suing me for all I gots, so this money is specifically set aside into a bucket she can't touch."
Slim has signed a 4 year, $20,001.99 deal to make 4 appearances per week. Slim released a statement to the press where he exclaimed "You know, this is going to be just like, um, my other ventures and forward-thinking opportunities." When asked why he signed for so long for such little compensation he replied "Well, ha, dat dumb bitch Kim keeps suing me for all I gots, so this money is specifically set aside into a bucket she can't touch."
The Spiked Death Trio Concerns have been raised about Slims physical condition (thoughts I too have), but Mathers insists his contract stipulates only his face is to be touched in matches "You know, my body is mine, the little that's left, but my face has been stolen by the public and media. I want them to see my emotions on my face when I show up with black eyes, busted lips, you know what I mean?" - No slim - I have no idea what you mean.
Eminem's first matchup is scheduled for the 2015 season against the "Spiked Death Trio" - a match that no speculates as ending well for Mathers.
Eminem's first matchup is scheduled for the 2015 season against the "Spiked Death Trio" - a match that no speculates as ending well for Mathers.
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