Gary LeVox - lead singer of Rascal Flatts - born without any genitalia
August 21, 2014
NASHVILLE, TN - LeVox shocks country music with his announcement this morning, "Yep you guys guessed it nothing at all down there. Not even a vagina. Just flat and full of pubes." Nashville has reacted taking away all of his previous awards and accomplishments. The spokesperson for LeVox's Record Company had this to say, "Wow - knew he was a little bitch but this is just wrong. We are going to remove all of his awards because we here in Nashville don't like his kind too much."
LeVox went on to describe his childhood, "My parents had no idea what to do. At first they were like maybe we should throw him in the dumpster and then they were like, 'he looks like a bitch so maybe it's a girl'. They decided not to throw me in the dumpster and instead raise me as a boy. I have regretted them making that decision for a long time and not really sure what I want to do. Country music won't have me any more so I think I am going to talk to Lady Gaga and see if I can do some songs with her. I think she had a little dick for a while or something weird so maybe we can be the small cock and no cock duo or something like that."
LeVox intends to sit down with Gaga and other record companies in the Pop industry or any other industry that is more tolerant of people born with no genitalia.