Shocking news - Cannon and Carey living in different houses and a divorce is looming
August 21, 2014
Nick Cannon, 33 and Mariah Carey, 44 who have been married for over six years are not on good terms. Carey said to the press, "We are living in different houses right now and I think I am going to file for divorce." She went on to describe Cannon's living habits, "Nick will just shit anywhere in the house. He doesn't even try to pick it up or clean it. I am just walking along and all the sudden splat goes my foot in another pile of his shit. He keeps saying the neighbor dog must have busted in and crapped everywhere but I am just not buying it. If he doesn't change soon I am going to file for divorce!"
Cannon also did not have good things about Mariah to say, "Oh she says I shit everywhere does she? She's the one shitting all over the place! I have caught her. My friends have caught her. Would my shit have a bloody tampon next to it? I'll walk you through my house and I'll show you most of the shit on the floor has nasty rag next to it."
Nick Cannon's Mother had this to say on the issue, "They are both the sickest couple I have ever met. They both hide shits all over the house, in the cupboards and everywhere then blame it on each other. We have taken them to counseling, video taped both of them doing it and have several interventions but nothing works. They just keep blaming it on each other. I hope they split so I can walk through my son's house without stepping in more shit."
Currently they are living in separate houses, both under video surveillance to ensure neither party drops any unexpected loads off to spite the other.