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Tara Reid Stuns for Premiere of Sharknado 2

8/22/2014

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Tara and her new look!

By Eliot Spitsmen - WCNN Entertainment Coorespondent

August 22, 2014
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LOS ANGELES, CA - Tara Reid hits the red carpet skinnier than ever for the premiere of Sharknado 2.  Tara took a brief break from her studies to make the trip to the Red Carpet for her latest film.  As many know Tara is studying for her second doctorate.  Her first doctorate was in medical sciences - specifically cancer research and now she is working to receive an additional doctorate in astrophysics. 

Tara was an exceptionally gifted child - her parents realized she was ahead of the other children almost instantly when she was enrolled in school.  She was always ahead of he classes and was completing college courses early on high school.  Her SAT score was a perfect 1600, allowing her easily to get into Harvard University to begin her first doctorate.  

Currently between her studies and volunteer work she  little time to devote to being an actress.  She only chooses films that represent her overall intelligence and will work towards helping mankind.  We spoke with Tara on the red carpet and she had this to say about the second Sharknado film, "As most know this film is primarily focused on ensuring public awareness for human shark relations as it pertains to the overall ecosystem in the world's oceans."  Part of Tara's volunteer work is studying various ecosystems and working to restore any balance that has been upset through human development. 

Tara often tries to downplay her role in society and her substantial life accomplishments by appearing as a retarded drunk skank but the public is certainly not fooled.

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Tara attempting to fool the public
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Tara not pretending this is a cock
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Tara is totally not a drunk skank
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