Levis started the trend, Apple is making it sexy. The iShart is a device to prevent those pesky unwanted sharts in public.
WCNN - Reporter
November 3, 2014
The iShart is a new mobile device that will warn it's user when an impending shart is on the way.
"I shart at least 2-3 times a day, and this device will literally change my life" said Susan Blackwood, a Silicon Valley consumer who is counting down the days until the December 14th launch of the iShart.
"I might actually be able to get through a whole date now!" Says Rashpaul Nidiwuwu an Indian developer for Intel in Silicon Valley who suffers from stress sharts.
"I really hate thinking on my own. I cannot wait for the iShart KIDS to be released since that will make my mothering completely dictated by my iPhone." Said Milly Smith a new mother. "I had an app to tell me my cycle, and I had an app that told me what men were close by that wanted to donate sperm. My entire pregnancy, including conception, was dictated by my iPhone. I now have apps that tell me when to water my baby, feed my baby, and Siri even reads my kid to sleep! Mothering is so hard as it is, why not have something like the iPhone take the pressure off." she added.
The iShart will be offered in a series of colors and designs that has the public anxious to give it a try.
The color range includes:
White Snow Shade
Clear Geyser Water
The colors also range in size from iShart to iShart Mini.
MSRP is currently set at $399, and is set to launch mid December.
The CEO of Honda, Takanobu Ito, released the following statement:
当社の創業者は、すべての時間をsharts 、彼は古いですし、私は彼のshartsを嗅ぐと、彼は歩くのに苦労見てのうんざりだ。ホンダは新しいマシンを発明し、肛門の外にshartジュースを吸引し、また、歩行を補助する。このデバイスのための私たちの目標年齢層は本当に65グループですが、我々はそれがとにかく若い子供に対して行う方法を見ていきます。我々は、超金持ちだと我々は、Appleのような他の企業とネジができれば、このような愚かなたわごとがちょうど見に作る数十億ドルを費やしても問題はありません。 Shartsは非常に悪いことであり、ホンダは世界をより良い場所にすることを目指し