Studies predicted it, and proof finally came today
WCNN - Chinese Corespondent
August 8, 2014
The Chinese people are so smart that they have bred a dog so smart, it has surpassed it's owners own intelligence. Because dogs live a much shorter life than humans, they progress remarkably fast. The day after Dum Gai's dog No Pah King was born he had already invented a dog-->Chinese language conversion machine. Dum Gai was astounded at the skill of the craftsmanship; "我簡直不敢相信我的狗能這麼快這麼聰明" he exclaimed to Communist News Today (http://www.shjbzx.cn/). "我很高興能夠跟我親愛的無呸王".
No Pah King is now 3 weeks old and he is now taking his owner, Dum Gai, for walks! Using the newly invented dog-->Chinese conversion machine, No Pah King, the dog, told reporters "我打算召集所有的狗在地球上一起追過的星球！我打算就穿俄羅斯的 [shall] 像他們有狐狸，我打算殺死美國人，因為他們不是中國人，因為他們殺死了狼 - 狗將再次佔據統治地位！寶娃給我！我是你們的王！". The National Communist Party took offense and went to confront No Pah King, but advanced laser guided throwing stars, again invented by the dog, killed the envoy. Dum Gai expressed concern over his dogs new-found world domination plans, but said he is still a child and simply needs to mature.
Reports from other Chinese cities are reporting other exceptionally smart dogs being born. Reports are even coming in from North Korea on plans to make an all advanced-dog regiment in their army. Kim Jong-Un released another threat to the west earlier today:
"우리의 모든 개 연대는 외국 간첩 교육을 받아야하고 우리는 캐나다에 엘리트 개 힘을 보내는 계획 때문에 쉽게 미국에 몰래 로널드 맥도날드, 미국의 국무 총리를 죽일 수 있습니다. 그는 국무 장관이기 때문에 공룡 센터 '샤킬 오닐도 살해 될 것입니다."
America increased northern boarder security as a result of the message.
The world has once again been taken to the next level as a result of Chinese invention, ingenuity, and superior intellect.