"John Kerry is a wolf with a hideous jawline" - North Korea
Wednesday's slur against Kerry appeared only in a Korean-language dispatch, suggesting it was meant to rally anti-U.S. sentiment and burnish the leadership's image domestically at a time when Washington and Seoul are conducting annual military drills that Pyongyang calls an invasion rehearsal.
Kerry has been personally offended by this and has issued the following statement, "That little dicked chink is just jelly of my chiseled jawline. All those little F---s are. F--- North Korea - ever heard of lights? The third century called and they want their sh-tty way of life back. Dictator? - More like Cock-Facilitator. In that you facilitate cock sucking. F--- your sh-t, I'm out."
Hilary Clinton has Joined North Korea in insulting Kerry and had this to say, "Well that's the first bit of intelligence I have ever heard coming out of North Korea. You damn right Kerry's jawline, looks in general and every last bit of him are f--king horrifying. I have seen people drown themselves when he talks. He looks like a molded used condom with grey pubes on the tip and acts like that too. Every time he opens his mouth I get the urge to have both girls from '2 girls-one cup' spray hoses of sh-t into each of my ears."
North Korea has yet to release a statement responding to Kerry's rebuttal.