Military Troops to Shoot at Ebola?
By Chet Dungweeder
Obama sends in 3,000 troops to fight the worldwide epidemic known as Ebola. Since Ebola came about six months ago almost 2,500 people have been killed by the disease. Of course Malaria and AIDs have killed over 600,000 people in that exact same time period but that's old and boring.
Ebola is fun to be fascinated by because it kind of reminds people of the Walking Dead or some sort of zombie flick. It's not spread by mosquitos or anything boring like that. It's spread by filth and bodily fluids - kinda like AIDS but more exciting.
Just like the 'Ice Bucket Challenge' that helped fight a disease that virtually killed nobody while 'real diseases' flourished rapidly - the American People and the politicians only care about what the media screams as interesting. Since Ebola is just so darn interesting Obama has sent in troops.
Obama's military campaign entitled ,"See I do things - wammy shoot ebola in it's face" is set to attack Ebola in full force. Obama plans on shooting guns into the unsanitary sewage systems that are fueling the disease. Once all the sewage systems are shot to shit he plans on having the troops shoot near the faces of the Ebola victims. This will hopefully scare the disease out of the Ebola victims.
America waits in suspension while the 3,000 troops get exposed to a disease equipped with guns to fight people.