The Pope hides meeting with Kim Davis and once you know why, you'll understand...
WCNN Mediterranean Correspondent
The Pope, WCNN now learns, met with controversial Kentucky clerk Kim Davis, and initial reports that he simply applauded Davis in her fight to stop issuing same-sex marriage licenses isn't all that took place according to sources.
The Papacy has always been seen as a "rock" in the eyes of Catholics and Christians alike, and historically, the Pope was to be sellabit and stand true to all things holy.
Pope Francis has been deemed "The Pope of the People" and has brought back many believers that left the church during the infamous "Child Rape Scandal of the 2000's" where thousands of young boys were manipulated and molested at the hands of Catholic Priests.
Rumors have now been confirmed that Kim Davis and Pope Francis did more than "talk" during their meeting, they fornacated as well.
In an interview today, Kim Davis said "I dun wanted to gets all the holy white light in me I could, so I done did what I did with my last 4 husbands and started to rub all up on him and we had intercourse. If I get preggers again I'll call this rug muncher 'Francie' after his pa!"
The Vatican has been reluctant to confirm or deny these allegations saying only "Il Papa ha fatto quello che Dio gli disse di fare e questo è ciò che il Papa ha quindi dovremo lasciarlo lì ". This roughly translates to: "yeah he did it but we're not going to answer the question directly".
Many Catholics across the United States are not pleased with the cross breeding allegations of a Catholic and a Christian, but said they still love the Pope even if he did have sex with ex-homewrecker Kim Davis.
Editor's note: The fornication allegations brings the total count of sexual partners to 6 regarding Kim Davis's vagina. This is the public-known tally and is most likely higher by a factor of 10. Las Vegas is currently holding bets on if Kim Davis is pregnant or not, so if you're in the betting mood - we suggest you hop on that. The current bets are 50:1 on her not being pregnant.