The Queen's Guard - now the fittest in the world
WCNN United Kingdom Corespondent
August 13, 2014
"The guard simply muddles about all day, and I want none of it!" said the Queen. "I feel like they think protecting me is just all posh and hubhub blah blah - IT'S NOT!"
Even in today's world, the queen still feels she has power and she still feels people care. Polls tell a different story with an overwhelming number reporting that "we have a queen?"
- 58% of Londoners didn't know a queen existed
- 23% of Londoners didn't know how to spell the word "queen"
- 89% of Londoners said they thought "the red coat guys" were a private protection service with a terrible dress code
Some agree with the Queen saying that their job is highly skilled and they should be in top physical condition. "They have to wait on royalty, throw red carpets, twirl guns about - of course they need yoga" one Londoner said.
A Welch man came up to us, and said "Nid wyf yn poeni am y frenhines neu hi gard damn. Mae fy grandpa gwych gwych gwych gwych gwych gwych gwych gwych unwaith ysgwyd dwylo gyda teulu brenhinol i'r dde cyn iddynt dorri y llaw i ffwrdd!" We have no idea what he said or what he meant, but due to a lack of interest in our story it was all we had to work with.