"Long Live The Queen" takes on a new meaning; Queen is living far too long.
CEO, West Coast News Network
Acting UK reporter since Charles Botswaddle of Lincolnshire died in a terrorist attack
The Dear Leader is approximately 89 years old (recordkeeping got weird around 1965 so we aren't quite sure). Some speculate the Queen was born around 1799, some speculate 1894, and the popular opinion is that she was born around 1926.
Regardless of when the Queen was born, she has had a very interesting life on the throne.
For the most part, she has been of sound mind, however there was a period of time she thought she was a frog. The Queen lived in the garden pond for several months.
The Royal Family tried to talk her out of it for weeks, and they even spent time in the pond with her.
The efforts finally paid off, and the queen only suffered a broken arm.
Allegations of her being a lesbian were not confirmed, but a boy can dream.
Queen Elizabeth spent a long time fighting for world peace, ending hunger, and instilling a national pride for the British people.
Her legacy can be summed up in one word:
We only say that because none of things she fought for actually improved or happened.
Larry Botswaddle of Lincolnshire was much better at reporting stupid boring British stories than I am.