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Russia Allows Horses, Donkeys, and Asses the Right of Way at Crossings

3/12/2015

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This might be the only time you wish you were an ass.

By: Chet Dungweeder
WCNN - Reporter

March 12, 2015
MOSCOW - Russia passes a new law giving horses, donkeys and asses the right of way at crossings.  The growing accident pandemic is threatening Russia's long standing "Safest Place to Drive in the World" records and they seek to change the tide prior to the vote.

The following instances will be now be allowed:

- Horses, donkeys, and asses that are on a cross walk.
- Horses, donkeys, and asses that enter the roadway at any time.

An ass is leaving things up to interpretation, but no one knows the details.  Officials say:

 попробуйте это были мать лохи .

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