Scotland Holds Vote Today and Succeeds from the UK
September 18, 2014
The vote was held today for Scottish Independence. In a 52-48 split it appears that Scotland will indeed become independent. The votes are still coming in but the exit polls are clear and the Scottish Prime Minister, Alex Salmond, has announced that the Scotts will in fact be a separate nation as of today.
The vote was much helped by Mel Gibson showing up in Scotland over the weekend reenacting various parts of his famous film. Mel also used his utter hatred of Jews to help the Scotts fight for independence.
"The only reason to stay part of the UK is if your a Jew loving faggot! Jews are the only ones who will be voting in favor of staying part of the UK. Look around you - anything with a tail or a massive beak is voting to keep the oppression alive! We must succeed from the evil, money hording Jews!" - Mel Gibson
This is a historic moment for both the UK and Scotland. Scotland has been a part of the UK for over 300 years. We spoke to several Scotsmen on the streets and here is what a few of them had to say.
"Freedom! Freedom! Just kidding - no freedom. Actually Freedom! Sorry I am hammered and not sure what people are yelling for - how did the vote go?" - Abbot McNab
"Fuck the Jews!" - Bain MacIntosh
"I don't have to pull my pants down to shit - Shit Freedom!" -Red Kiltcrapper
"Take your gold back to London - Dickholes!" -Burk MacDonald