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Scotland Succeeds From the UK!

9/18/2014

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Scotland Holds Vote Today and Succeeds from the UK

PictureScotland is the one above Britain
By Brent Bartlett Jr. III

September 18, 2014

The vote was held today for Scottish Independence.  In a 52-48 split it appears that Scotland will indeed become independent.  The votes are still coming in but the exit polls are clear and the Scottish Prime Minister, Alex Salmond, has announced that the Scotts will in fact be a separate nation as of today.

The vote was much helped by Mel Gibson showing up in Scotland over the weekend reenacting various parts of his famous film.  Mel also used his utter hatred of Jews to help the Scotts fight for independence.

"The only reason to stay part of the UK is if your a Jew loving faggot!  Jews are the only ones who will be voting in favor of staying part of the UK.  Look around you - anything with a tail or a massive beak is voting to keep the oppression alive!  We must succeed from the evil, money hording Jews!" - Mel Gibson
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Gibson Doing a Reenactment In Scotland
Scotts voting in favor of the independence have hit the streets in celebration - whereas all the Jews voting to stay part of the Jewocracy are grabbing their bags of coins and running for cover. 

This is a historic moment for both the UK and Scotland.  Scotland has been a part of the UK for over 300 years.  We spoke to several Scotsmen on the streets and here is what a few of them had to say.
"Freedom!  Freedom!  Just kidding - no freedom.  Actually Freedom!  Sorry I am hammered and not sure what people are yelling for - how did the vote go?" - Abbot McNab
"Fuck the Jews!" - Bain MacIntosh
"I don't have to pull my pants down to shit - Shit Freedom!" -Red Kiltcrapper
"Take your gold back to London - Dickholes!" -Burk MacDonald
We can only assume Scotland will be just as terrible as it has been for 300 years under the rule of the UK.  Both the UK and Scotland will remain in massive debt and the Media will report both the UK and Scotland will explode into a fiery mess of kilts and coins because of the succession vote.
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