In an effort to prevent any mass shootings taking place in Alaska the Legislature has banned all gun free zones
Washington Governor Jay Inslee has come out against the Alaskan Legislature and said this,"Don't you Alaskans know anything? How are we supposed to grab guns out of the hands of law abiding citizens if we don't have mass shootings all the time? How is the government suppose to butt fuck all of the taxpayers on a regular basis if they have guns to protect themselves. This preventive measure, putting law abiding citizens with guns in areas where mass shootings take place, is the kind of mass shooting deterrent that will set the anti-gun movement back 50 years."
The Alaskan legislature, which appears to be not quite as concerned about butt fucking the people living in the state, plans to continue the ban on gun free zones to deter would be shooters away from Alaska, towards the states better set up for it.