Schwarzenegger says to all schools and parents: "Da promblumm in Emericaa tuday is daat tuu many childrens rrr weak littal panzie-boyz"
WCNN - Reporter
November 19, 2014
In recent years A-schwits governed the state of California where the deficit rose, illegal immigration ran through the state like wildfires, and the education system crumbled to shambles. He clearly was a terrible politician.
Chet: Hi Arnold, it's an honor to be here with you today!
Arnold: Yaz, thank you for havink me.
Chet: So, Arnold, were are here today to talk about your failures post-Hollywood - what would you consider your biggest failure?
Arnold: Wow. Deer are so munay to litz, whar tu staart...lutz see...proabaably not bloawang up San Fraansicoo would be ann top of da litz.
Chet: So you hate the LGBT community?
Arnold: Whay du you think I ranz for guvoanor? Whay dy you think I practizzed fur yearz wit da baaazookaa's on da moviez sets? Of coarse!
Chet: Well, coming from Portland, I have to say I'm offended.
Arnold: Are you da gayz?
Chet: No. I am simply simpathetic with their cause, and have many LGBT friends.
Arnold: AAAK - I nat going to kall you.
Chet: So why do you think the state of California has so many problems as a result of your past leadership?
Arnold: Well, ats nat because of me. At's becaause of all da panzie-boy mamz out thar who keeap talling dar lattle boyz to be gayz and keep baby-fartingz wit tham. At needs to stap. That is way A'm traying to saart a groaup to praevent gayz.
Chet: Ok, sir. You are terrible and annoying and I think we are done here.
Arnold: I will kill you.
Chet: Good luck finding me, I don't even own a cell phone.
Arnold: I naws peaople batch.
Chet: And we're done. Have a good one.
Arnold: Fack youz!
Arnold: Naw! Fack youz!
Chet: I'm leaving now.
Arnold: Evan thoaugh A'm lake 90, I can stilz kill you!
Chet: Arnold, sorry, but...yeah...a little dust came out of your mouth when you said that.
Arnold: Facking Mexicaan claenars nat doaing thar jabs!
Chet: Ok, cut tape.