After Months of Research the Results for 'Ban Bossy' Are In.
August 25, 2014
After months of Michelle Obama, Beyoncé, several other celebrities and millions of your tax dollars put together an effort to get all people to 'Ban Bossy' the results are now in. NASA conducted the study on 100 different girls from around the country over the last six months. NASA's funding has been cut to pay for entitlement programs so since they are not going to space they had nothing better to do.
The study was to see if the overall cunt level of the girls would go up or down as they went around saying 'Ban Bossy' - essentially bossing everyone around while telling them not to call you bossy. The complete oxymoron of the whole situation made the cunt levels of the 100 girls studied go off the charts. Girls that were around 4 on the cunt-richter scale jumped anywhere between 3-4 points. Girls starting off higher on the cunt-richter scale went even higher on the charts, some jumping up to 6 points. As everyone knows the cunt-richter scale is exponential so girls scoring above ten oftentimes will end up joining terrorists organizations just to vent. Every girl studied lost all of their friends during the study.
Given the massive jump on the cunt-richter scales for all girls studied, NASA is currently studying a new campaign to replace the old motto. Many of the promoters of the 'Ban Bossy' campaign were heard saying, "I'm not bossy - I am the boss" apparently having no understanding for what the 'y' does at the end of bossy. The new slogan that NASA is trying will be, "I'm not cunty - I'm the cunt." If the new slogan ends up reversing the cunt levels of the girls, several celebrities and your tax dollars will go to cram the slogan down everyone's throats.