Unlimited Free handjobs for any Muslim offered at dozens of gay bars throughout Florida
By Ellie Spitsmen
ORLANDO FLORIDA - Throughout the state of Florida many gay club owners have banded together to combat any possible attacks from the Muslim community. They are setting up secret handjob stations that they will offer anonymous free handjobs to any Muslim. The hope is the Muslims will take the free handjobs and the anger towards the gay lifestyle will diminish. Many clubs have already seen quite a few Muslims show up and they are hoping this trend continues.
WCNN sat down with Ron Donglover the owner of 'Spits or Swallows', a gay club in Southern Florida. He had the following to say:
We have seen a quite few Muslims show up at our handjob booths and hopefully prevented any future attacks. We are thrilled to see the participation in our program. However, we would like to request the Muslims remove all goat poop from their penises prior to showing up at the booths. It's quite gross to deal with at the station and we just don't have enough cleaning agents here at the club to deal with it all.