By: Brent Bartlett Jr. III

September 13, 2014

OLYMPIA - Washington State has issued a relatively minor update to the state's budget, but the changes have pulled funding for maintenance and updates to local signage that communicates with local residents and travelers.  Indian tribes from all corners of Washington have historically been terrible at managing their own affairs, but this change was seen as "basic" and "low impact".  

The new budget has trimmed the state budget by $4.3 Million dollars, and $967,300 of the total was attributed to releasing the state's obligation to maintain signage.

In only 4 short weeks the effects of the budget change are already turning up disturbing results and causing citizens in localized areas to petition the state to repeal the budget. 

One citizen sent WCNN the following pictures.  It appears Washington tribes can't even manage a fire danger sign, so residents are concerned what will become of important signs that control traffic or emergency notifications.

Photos from concerned citizen posted through the Report Breaking News app on WCNN:

By: Chet Dungweeder
WCNN - Reporter

September 11, 2014

BEND, OR - Today will not only be remembered for the terrorist attacks of 2001 in Bend, OR, but also the day that the bums launched a surprise revolt in an effort to take over the local government.

At approximately 8:55 AM around 35 homeless people stormed the streets of Bend, OR in an effort to over-through the city government and take control of the city.

"There was no apparent motive." said Scott Ramsay, a member of Bend City Council.  "We were informed that garbage cans, rotten food, and other street items were being thrown at the building, and that there were around 20-30 angry people outside - all appeared to be homeless."

Local police, fire, and aid were on scene within minutes to control the fast moving mob, but negotiations took a turn for the worst just before noon.  

"We attempted several times to calm the crowd down, but nothing was working.  Many of the homeless were black so a 'no-shoot' order was issued to prevent racial provocation from by standers.  We just wanted the situation to dissolve and everyone to make it out OK." said Jim Porter, Chief of Police.  "After failed attempts to negotiate, we ordered the fire department to hose the mob down and to steer them away from city hall.  Those measures were ineffective.  One officer was hurt after being struck with a rotten loaf of bread attached to several rotten potatoes, for weight, but is expected to make it out OK.  Since the mob committed an assault on one of our officers, we finally decided to take control of the situation and we opened fire with our borrowed M4A4 Abrams tank.  In no more than 10 minutes all the bums were dead and the situation returned to normal."

WCNN arrived on scene about 3 hours after the incident and the bodies were still scattered along Main St.  When we asked a local resident why they hadn't been picked up yet, they replied "What?  Oh!  Those are dead bums...sheesh - never would have paid attention to them if you didn't point it out - anyway, have a nice day!"

Over 35 people were killed and one police officer injured by 2 PM 9/11/2014.

A formal investigation was started and closed approximately 15 minutes later.  The investigation concluded that a highly organized homeless population banded together with over 10 days of food supplies they ate the night before.  Due to the high percentage of mold, and various poisons on the food, along with high quantities of consumption, the bums generated a human-version of Rabies that provoked a pack-like attach on city hall.

"It's a good thing we killed them off when we had the chance.  There is no telling what might have happened if they started attacking other people and passing the virus around."  said Jim Porter in a final statement to WCNN.  

By: Brent Bartlett Jr. III
WCNN - Washington State Correspondent

August 29, 2014

SEATTLE - In the midst of more racial battles in Ferguson, MO and still hung-over from the Trevon Martin legal battle, it seemed like too much to hear yet another announcement of a racially spurred protest starting.  The interesting thing that not only caught the WCNN news team, but news teams around the world was that this time, demonstrations would be led by whites.

The last race most think of when you hear 'discrimination' is Caucasian, but new statistics and the impeccable ability for whites to communicate, organize and lead large amounts of people has afforded a quietly growing majority of whites to plan a march while all attention was directed at the black protests.

Bart Muddleter, the national organizer for Whites Against Nothing, released the following statement to WCNN:

Dear WCNN,

Whites across the country are standing up and planning a protest across America to show that we are sick of being discriminated against.  Whites are not discriminated against the same way as blacks or Hispanics, but we are discriminated against none the less.  It seems every time something goes wrong in America whites are blamed.  Whites are blamed for the crappy economy, most of the country's political problems, every time someone is shot or killed, and every time we go to war.  We are tired of being blamed for these problems simply because whites are, on average, more educated, more aggressive leaders, better communicators, and generally have higher personal goals.  We don't blame Asians every time our calculators break, so why blame whites every time a police officer does his job or every time anything in the country goes wrong.  Whites have been world leaders and have been great settlers and men of conquest for thousands of years.  Rather than hold slavery over the white-mans head, why don't blacks hold their tribal leaders who traded them for barrels of whisky accountable.

Bart Muddleter
Spokesman
WAN

The black community is so focused on the Ferguson shooting, that they have not paid any attention to this planned protest, and Hispanics cannot read English so they are none the wiser on the planned protests.  Americanized Hispanics consider themselves white, so they are not opposed to the protests, yet they were not invited to the rally.

In a general press-statement released to all other media agencies Muddleter said "We want America to wake up and realize that we need to stop making issues about race and we need to take issue with the problems in our races.  If blacks are always getting shot, look at why - maybe blacks should all stop dressing and acting like gangsters if they don't want to be treated like gangsters.  If Hispanics don't want to be made fun of or want better jobs - learn English."

Obviously, these statements go against the over-bearing "PC" (Politically Correct) nature in America today, but it is hard to argue with the logic.  Muddleter ended his press statement with an obvious, but clear statement: "Call a spade a spade.  If you act like a target you'll get shot at.  If you look like a horse, you'll be ridden like a horse."