Trump Acquires Petra László to be his Immigration Correspondent & Advisor
Trump intends to send her to the Mexican border with her camera in order to trip as many immigrants coming into this country as possible. He has advised her to issue as many noogies and indian burns as she can to any children she has tripped.
Petra has graciously accepted the offer and is excited to work for the multi-billionaire.
Trump is considering the idea of lining the border with a trip line instead of a large fence because he finds it much funnier. He believes a wall will keep people out better but a hidden line that trips immigrants would be hysterical. Cameras will be placed and a youtube channel will broadcast all of the trippings so the American people can laugh at immigrants tripping their way into the county on a live feed.
Trump has credited Petra for the excellent idea and is happy to welcome her to the Trump Presidential Team.