The Iconic Chip Company Has Announced its Newest Chip Line 'Faggit Chips'
Purple will obviously be for the lesbians in the gay community and will taste like tuna.
Blue will be for the Aliensbian's in the community and have an unknown taste that will spark memories of the space molestation that turned them into Aliensbian's in the first place.
Green will be for the gay dudes. It will taste like the vomit that is in most males mouths when they see men making out with men.
Orange will taste like a removed penis for the transgender community.
Red will be for straight men that don't care if a girl's on her period. Doritos decided to include straight people as well and it will taste like copper.
Doritos has announced they don't care about the rest of the LGBTQRAFT community and the rest don't get any special chips.
The LGBTQRAFT community is thrilled by the gesture but has asked Doritos to rethink the term 'faggit chip' and go with something less offensive.