Fed up with constant accidents, the police chief for the Moses Lake District has decided to ticket drivers most likely to cause and accident. A recent study shows 4% of accidents are caused by drunk drivers, 3% of accidents by sober drivers and 93% of accidents by Asian drivers.
The new law will follow the the DUI law in that if you are .08 Asian or more you will be pulled out of your car for an evaluation. The Asian tests will include mathematics, gambling, awkwardly staring and cock massages. If deemed .08 Asian or higher a citation will be given and the driver arrested.
Moses Lake citizens were asked how they felt about the issue and there is a mixed bag of feelings. Some say, "Great - I am sick of having them merge into the side of my car and drive down the sidewalk!" Others say,"Ooo they ain't bad driver you - bad driver you round eye - we smart drive car you."
This measure will be tested in Moses Lake and if it works well may be translated to other jurisdictions.
The new law will follow the the DUI law in that if you are .08 Asian or more you will be pulled out of your car for an evaluation. The Asian tests will include mathematics, gambling, awkwardly staring and cock massages. If deemed .08 Asian or higher a citation will be given and the driver arrested.
Moses Lake citizens were asked how they felt about the issue and there is a mixed bag of feelings. Some say, "Great - I am sick of having them merge into the side of my car and drive down the sidewalk!" Others say,"Ooo they ain't bad driver you - bad driver you round eye - we smart drive car you."
This measure will be tested in Moses Lake and if it works well may be translated to other jurisdictions.
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