Grizzly Bear Snaps a Photo of Jim Lawrence
Reincarnation of Hitler (only gayer) By Brent Bartlett Jr. III
November 5, 2014
BRITISH COLUMBIA - In a shocking turn of events Jim Lawrence (AKA Hitler's Reincarnation) who typically photographs grizzly bears in the wild had his camera turned on him. He was distracted by several men walking down a nearby trial and began to follow them. Jim began running after the men when they picked up their pace. After several minutes of trying to run them down Jim gave up and went back to where he was taking photos from.
He was shocked to see a bear snapping a photo right back in his direction.
We sat down with Jim in his photoshop in BC and asked about his ordeal.
November 5, 2014
BRITISH COLUMBIA - In a shocking turn of events Jim Lawrence (AKA Hitler's Reincarnation) who typically photographs grizzly bears in the wild had his camera turned on him. He was distracted by several men walking down a nearby trial and began to follow them. Jim began running after the men when they picked up their pace. After several minutes of trying to run them down Jim gave up and went back to where he was taking photos from.
He was shocked to see a bear snapping a photo right back in his direction.
We sat down with Jim in his photoshop in BC and asked about his ordeal.
BARTLETT: "How did you get into photography?"
LAWRENCE: "I vas vanting to dos shings better zan my previoz lives so I decided to reward peoples with zes pictures of animals instead of murdering all nearbiez jewz."
BARTLETT: "Oh well that's certainly better than what you did in your previous life. Do you feel you are gayer now or when you were Hilter?"
LAWRENCE: "Oh much gayerz now! I vas pretty gayz as ze Hitler but now I spend my time stalking men hikerz in ze woodz. Fabouize live!"
BARTLETT: "Do you feel that stalking dudes in the woods somehow makes up for being a mass murderer"
LAWRENCE: "No maybe myz next life I do somezing less how you say, shitty man stalker like?"
BARTLETT: "Yeah probably be tough to go straight from Hitler to something good"
LAWRENCE: "Yez"
BARTLETT: "Okay well this has been great going to leave now"
LAWRENCE: "Don't you vant to stayz a vile"
We packed up our things and exited his photoshop, trying to avoid the various snares and other man traps he had set up. Took a while to get out of the maze but we escaped unscathed.
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