Kanye Talks Specifics on His Plan for America
Step 1: Balance the Budget. Nahh I ain't see no reason for this. We done just need tell China to slam what we owe them up there sideways asses.
Step 2: Repermarations. That's right - give all blacks money for slavery. Blacks will in turn instantly squander this money making the econ back good.
Step 3: Make peace back in Middle Earth! My wife is an expert in the subject and she can be a diplomat to Middle Earth.
Step 4: Stop them hurricanes! Them damn hurricanes just get spun up by the white, racists to kill all the blacks. Need to go where they start and slap them wind machines and fans out them bitches hands.
Step 5: Kim sends nudies to pissed off foreign leaders and maybe some handies for guys that are real bad like Putin. Ain't no country gonna be mad at the US after gettin' some off dat ass.
Step 6: White lives stink. That's right them racist ass whities stink. Don't like what they do - throw em in jail.
Step 7: Turn all manufacturing plants into rapper schools. I made millions in rap - so why can't everyone.
Step 8: Build a big ass wall between the US and Mexico. Yeah I stole that from Trump but I don't like them Mexicrats much either.
Step 9: Abolish cops. Cops be killing all the black children. Cops can do other stuff like be a chef or something.
Step 10: Rename Kim's ass Mounts Everyone.