Not much will change within the tribe
WCNN - Washington State Corespondent
August 8, 2014
In an effort to distance themselves from the white man who stole their land, tribe leaders from the muckleshoot tribe near Auburn Washington have outlawed any form of sobriety. The tribe leaders voted unanimously to ensure all the tribesmen keep their BAC above .08.
This won't be too much of a stretch for the vast majority of muckleshootians but their are some the tribe leaders call "bitches" that do not rigorously drink from birth to early grave.
Tribe spokesmen Pooping Bull indicated this move towards no sobriety for all members of the tribe will end some of the fights amongst various factions. This move will allow them to all wallow around in their trash happy and drunk just like their ancestors did days to months ago.