All Military Branches have decided to Drop the Term 'Military Intelligence'
When any of the troops have their own thought or idea it is referred to as 'Durp-De-Thinky-Durp' which almost instantaneously discredits whatever their thought may be. All branches of the military now have suggestion boxes labeled 'Durp-De-Thinky-Durp' where the troops can crayon scribble their thoughts down. A deaf person then reads the suggestions allowed to other members of leadership, making the ideas sound far worse and much less likely to be implemented.
There are some in the military who do exhibit some intelligence. This new term will also work to hinder their thoughts and ideas as well. The goal of any Federally funded operation is to spend as much of the taxpayer dollars as possible while simultaneously accomplishing as little as possible. Changing from 'Military Intelligence' to 'Durp-De-Thinky-Durp' required 7 sub committees consisting of 4-6 military members each. Each of the committees have been meeting weekly for the past 3 years at a secret location as far as possible away from each of the committee member's residences. The total cost for the change is $4.2Mil.
This new change is expected to further lower the bar for all branches of the military. Military Intelligence Officers will now be referred to as 'Durp-De-Thinky-Durp-Done-Doers'. All branches have also decided to stop serving any 'jumbo shrimp' in an effort to distance themselves from all forms of oxymoron.