WCNN - Washington State Corespondent
August 8, 2014
25% white males
25% white females
25% minority of your choosing males
25% minority of your choosing females
"This bill will end the white males running all major corporations and give opportunities to people of all walks of life," Inslee stated in a press briefing. No longer will this state be run by white males either Inslee added. Inslee will undergo an operation this week to install one minority arm, one female leg and a vagina in his armpit to bring diversity to the governors office.
This legislation will also apply to all sporting teams. Since the Seahawks have 11 players on the field at a time it makes it a bit difficult but Inslee has a plan for this. Each of the 25's will have to include a midget. So each 'set' if you will will have 2.75 people. The midget will have to be a .75 midget not the real squatty gross ones.
The Seattle Storm will have to include both white and minority males which should actually help their team. The only seattle storm fan we could find had this to say, "I think this bill is great - maybe the storm will score a basket this year!"
Implementing this bill will cost the taxpayers $450 million over 4 hours.