Poll: 68% of People in the Poverty Level say they Will flee the Country if Bernie Sanders is not Elected
WASHINGTON DC - A recent average of polls from realclearpolitics.com indicates 68% of poor people in this country intend to leave for greener pastures if Bernie Sanders is not elected. They have not indicated where they will go yet but most polled mentioned they want to go somewhere where they can do less and be given more. The poor in this country are fed up with having to go to the unemployment line and pretend they are looking for jobs. They would much prefer not having to pretend and just be given handouts direct.
"The poor in this country are fed up with having to go to the unemployment line and pretend they are looking for jobs"
Many polled indicated that it is almost a full time job pretending to look for jobs while filling out unemployment applications. One polled said, "I have to write down up to three jobs per week! I am running out of made up jobs! I certainly don't want to work - why can't I just have some of the rich people's money. They are just wasting it - I need to feed my family." Others have indicated they may make a run for Canada in hopes they have a better system to leech off.
Many economists have indicated without the uneducated, unmotivated poor pretending to look for jobs while collecting unemployment the 'chips and dip' industry may completely collapse. Frito-Lay is dumping millions into the Sanders campaign to help offset this potential threat.
Canadian citizens are beginning to show concern they may be flooded with poor immigrants looking for free handouts if anyone besides Sanders is elected.
The poor indicated they had hoped Obama would end the torture of faking job applications to extend unemployment but he has failed on his socialist goals.
Some of the poor have mentioned they have had to become drug addicts to then 'recover' to qualify for welfare benefits as their unemployment runs out. They all hope that Sanders is elected and can bring them as much money as they want without having to pretend find jobs and fake drug addictions.