A simple app. A simple tap. Ride-share with a snap!
By: Chet Dungweeder
WCNN - Reporter
WCNN - Reporter
SEATTLE - Uber has gained popular notoriety as one of the leading ride-share apps and companies around the country. This rings more true in tech centers like Seattle, San Francisco, and New York. Lift is among other ride-share platforms found in common use, but as quickly as apps and popular grass-roots companies get traction, changes in the foundations of these companies change as well.
A new company has blossomed from the tit of soil toiled by the "big-dogs", but it has a new feel; a new attitude.
ScrewBer is the latest ride-share app and company to hit the market. Unlike many companies, ScrewBer aims to to provide no customer service whatsoever. The CEO Rod Fiddlewits told this to CNET
ScrewBer is the latest ride-share app and company to hit the market. Unlike many companies, ScrewBer aims to to provide no customer service whatsoever. The CEO Rod Fiddlewits told this to CNET
I was a ginger growing up and no one stopped making fun of me, so why the fuck do I care about Polar Bears? ScrewBer is a company that wants to make money. We do this by mainly taking complete advantage of our drivers and customers, but it's not enough. Our investors want to see record profits each quarter, so we additional requirements of our drivers including extortion, robbery, and various other things our legal department wouldn't like me to disclose.
Click Here to See the Official ScrewBer Press Release
The company is being praised as revolutionary by critics and the business model is already being debated and accepted among industry experts and college campuses alike.
Even Donald Trump offered his opinion: "I find this new model of 'Fuck You' business a modern take on an age old understanding of what we think it means to run a business. I've been running a 'Fuck Me' business for far too long. ScrewBer has changed the face of business in America, and in turn, I will run a ‘Fuck You’ America if elected for President in 2016!”
Even Donald Trump offered his opinion: "I find this new model of 'Fuck You' business a modern take on an age old understanding of what we think it means to run a business. I've been running a 'Fuck Me' business for far too long. ScrewBer has changed the face of business in America, and in turn, I will run a ‘Fuck You’ America if elected for President in 2016!”
Donald Trump during his 3 hour long announcement of his 2016 Presidential bid.
ScrewBer is an ride-share app available on Android and Apple devices, but there is a $100.00 fee to download the app, and the ride costs vary between $30 per mile and $900 per mile depending on time and day. ScrewBer says it's late night service will include DUI incrimination, and it's holiday service "On-Time Guarantee" actually means they will not show up, but they will charge the user the estimated trip fees in advance.
The GPS tracking system often engages drivers from other states meaning the average ride cost was around $15,000. ScrewBer does offer in-house financing that they say goes directly to collections.
"We want our riders and drivers to be indebted to us for life." Ron Fiddlewits released in a statement.
The company has already earned an estimated $4.2 Million in investors and revenue and says the app will launch "when ever the fuck we feel like launching it."
The GPS tracking system often engages drivers from other states meaning the average ride cost was around $15,000. ScrewBer does offer in-house financing that they say goes directly to collections.
"We want our riders and drivers to be indebted to us for life." Ron Fiddlewits released in a statement.
The company has already earned an estimated $4.2 Million in investors and revenue and says the app will launch "when ever the fuck we feel like launching it."
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