Pray the Gay Away - Actually Pray the Gay Get an Earthquake
August 25, 2014
SAN FRANCISCO, CA- The Westboro Baptist Church has been collectively praying that an earthquake or some sort of disaster hits San Francisco for almost five years now. They are now claiming victory in the earthquake that hit the Bay City and surrounding areas this last week. All Christians around the country are excited about it (although not all of them will say so). Killing fags is the essence of being a Christian (Romans 1:26).
Every year the Westboro Baptist Church prays a hurricane will swirl up and blaze over all the fags in Louisiana and every year God answers their prayers. God's favorite way of killing is natural disasters or genocides that take out a bunch of innocent people along with the sinners - Exhibit: The Entire Bible. So it goes without saying God just can't wait until people start praying for a certain area of people to be wiped out.
The Church blames the tornados that hit every year in the Bible Belt on a mixture of satan and Al-Qaeda. Both of them team up to make it look like prayers don't actually do anything to protect Christians.
The Church is working on praying some sort of bad shit happen to Capitol Hill near Seattle Washington. The prayer is ambiguous enough to ensure any slight disturbance there will allow the Church to claim victory.