The Federal Government has announced a 25% increase in 'White Privilege' payments to offset anger from White Males towards the Government
Currently the Federal Government give $2,300.00 per month to each white male depending on their heritage. If they are 100% white (European excluding Poland) they of course get the entire amount. If there is any 'brown or yellow' descent in their lineage it of course goes down accordingly. Polish descent 'white' people of course do not receive any white privilege funding because they are considers 'gross like minorities' by the Federal Government.
White women of course do not get any checks from the Government for being white given they do not belong in the workforce. If they are in the workforce the Federal Government obviously tells employers to cut their pay by approximately 23% (depending on attitude and bitchiness of said woman). If an employer does pay a white female full wages they are required to then raise the male wages by 23% to ensure women feel inadequate.
The Administration hopes this olive branch to the white male community will offset any future negative sediment towards the Government.