High rise shorts cause wildfires to overtake Washington
WCNN - Washington State Reporter
August 11, 2014
Washington state receives more rain than any other state in the US. How could wildfires possible start in a state that gets so much rain many people wonder?
Turns out the cause for the majority of wildfires on the east side of the mountains has been the dried up, fire starting vagina's of these high shorts wearing girls. The high shorts cause all men to find them repulsive and no matter how cute the girl is her vagina turns into a barren, dry wasteland, ready to burst in flames at any point.
This new fire management strategy should prevent any more fires from starting up in 2014 and preventive measures will be in place for 2015.