60 days and you're outta here! Only if you are Ernie Sims
DeShawn "Da-Sha" Jackson
WCNN - Sports Commentator
August 7, 2014
WCNN - Sports Commentator
August 7, 2014

So dis dude Ernie Sims just lost any rep dis nigga had! 60 days and dey canned hiz azz!!
Bitch look like a little fucking piss-monkey now in da eize uf dis nigga fo realz.
Ernie - you done bitch!
Bitch look like a little fucking piss-monkey now in da eize uf dis nigga fo realz.
Ernie - you done bitch!
About the Author
DeShawn "Da-Shaw" Jackson

Since all real sports are mainly dominated by African Americans, we at WCNN decided to diversify our news team by hiring a sports commentator that can really identify with the players and provide incites us standard north-westerners just can’t do. DeShawn, naturally, dropped out of school almost immediately after starting to pursue a career in the highly competitive underground basketball leagues. After years of roaming the underground for cash he decided to chase his dreams of becoming a pro basketball player and rose to the top of the Olympia Reign, which is the male equivalent of the WNBA. Since DeShawn cannot read or write so good, we added an app to his cell phone to convert his speech into something regular humans can understand. He then texts his sports knowledge to the WCNN editors so we can share it with all of you.
"I wants to, ya know, bring da HEAT wit my words from the court! I sures am cited to being a part of da WCNN teams 'nd it 'minds me of timz as a pro-playa - na whut 'm sayin."
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"I wants to, ya know, bring da HEAT wit my words from the court! I sures am cited to being a part of da WCNN teams 'nd it 'minds me of timz as a pro-playa - na whut 'm sayin."
Contact DeShawn "Da-Shaw" Jackson