Growing up and currently residing in Capitol Hill I know a thing or too about queers. Never did I know I would discover a sub species of gay that would shock my very buttcore.
As you can see in the picture, Colin Kapernick, is on a whole new level when it comes to homosexuality. The misplaced eyebrow that is above his upper lip could only remain so flamingly small if a steady stream of sperm had been on it from 1 decade to his entire life. That's a lot of sperm. To put it in perspective - that is more sperm that all of Capitol Hill drinks combined in 1 year!
Along with the obviously gay appearance the constant kissing of his biceps is something that will make any fag blush. He obviously can't get enough man kissing that he can't even get off the field before once again he is man kissing.
Gays have united from Seattle and San Francisco to oust this man as taking it just to dang far. Tone it down a notch boy your making us all look to be a bunch of gosh darn crazies.