in a culture shift that literally happened overnight, cricket isn't game for England and India any longer - it's now the new favorite of Clackamas, OR to Morgantown, WV.
The MLB, NFL, and MLS have all declared a state of emergency. "Our way of life is in jeopardy" says one unnamed starting pitcher for the Yankees. "As long as I get paid" said the former US soccer team captain from Seattle.
Congress broke the August recess early to review the state of the major sports in America.
Legislation is expected to include mandates stipulating minute alotments on broadcasting so each sports league has fair representation. There is also a temporary immigration moratorium exposed on India - cricket is the nation's national sport.