Qualifications for the WNBA are not just genitallia. Advanced tests including bitchiness, lack of understanding and backstabbing close friends help prove if you are unqualified enough to try your luck at a 'sure to miss' lay-up.
Being located in Seattle gives the Storm a distinct advantage in recuiting candidates, ready to leave the world of reason and join a WNBA team in scoring a basket or two per year to win games that don't end in a 0-0 tie. Guys from all around Seattle are lining up around the corners to lop thier cock and balls off. Storm recruiters have spread out throughout Seattle and the outlying fagburbs waiting for anything looking remotely atheltic to chop their dick off.
Once someone looking athletic completes the procedure, a Storm agent will berate them with high dollar figures and contracts that include, $6 per game and benefits like (2) for $1 jack in the box tacos per 30 points scored (30 points must be scored in one quarter). These high dollar, high benefit offers are sure seduce dick hacking men into joining the Storm for what appears to be a remarkable season!